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"Just be yourself."

Peel poker.

'I like you, you've got balls.'

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

Popera!

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

'More toys! The way you kids spend, you must think bananas grow on trees.'

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"

"It feels like me against the world but it's actually just the state of Connecticut."

Banana Yoga

"Young man, you go march your butt right back up those stairs and don't come down until you've made yourself look presentable!"

"Lately, I've become more spiritual, and less religious."

'Look, if we're going to make this business work, we need to stop eating all the stock.'

"It's easy for me. Three beers and I'm in the zone."

Ian Dury

Autopsy Room / a banana autopsy room.

'Guess what, I got a job tallying bananas.'

Is your monster coming to the party, Doctor Frankenstein? I don't know. Part of him wants to and part of him doesn't.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians

"I'm a baahnana!"

Beer

'Bananas! Once you've skinned them and removed the bone, there's nothing left.'

"I'll have whatever they're having."

Banana striptease...

'The guy at the next table said he'd have what you're drinking.'

"And then, after they were done with their bodies, they baked them at 350 degrees for an hour."

"It's Olive isn't it?"

'Can I help it if I was given TWO left feet?'

"To the lady in the harbor."

"And, of course all our rockets come with a three second warranty."

'Yeah, but did you hear the crowd roar when I hooked the cape out of your hands?'