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"Just be yourself."

'I like you, you've got balls.'

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

Popera!

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

"It feels like me against the world but it's actually just the state of Connecticut."

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"

"Young man, you go march your butt right back up those stairs and don't come down until you've made yourself look presentable!"

'More toys! The way you kids spend, you must think bananas grow on trees.'

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

Banana Yoga

'Look, if we're going to make this business work, we need to stop eating all the stock.'

"It's easy for me. Three beers and I'm in the zone."

Autopsy Room / a banana autopsy room.

'Guess what, I got a job tallying bananas.'

"It's Olive isn't it?"

'Bananas! Once you've skinned them and removed the bone, there's nothing left.'

Beer

"I'm a baahnana!"

"And then, after they were done with their bodies, they baked them at 350 degrees for an hour."

Banana striptease...

"I'll have whatever they're having."

'The guy at the next table said he'd have what you're drinking.'

"To the lady in the harbor."

'Can I help it if I was given TWO left feet?'

'Yeah, but did you hear the crowd roar when I hooked the cape out of your hands?'

"And, of course all our rockets come with a three second warranty."

'Here's the secret to a profitable 99-cent pint night - 14 ounces of foam, 2 ounces of beer.'