Bandage Collector Mugs

Shopping for bandages...

"274 meters of bandage - It looks as though you're going to make the Guiness Book of Records, Mr Henderson!"

'I'm afraid the bed shortage is rather acute...'

"I got a bad papercut from my health magazine!"

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

Handbag store - "Perfect."

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

'I'd like a second opinion, doctor.'

"Sounds like cracked ribs. Try loosening your belt."

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

'No.... My cat doesn't like being given pills either...'

'She's one of our nurses hiding from the patient load.'

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

"No, I wasn't in a car accident. As a new parent, I'm still trying not to trip on all the toys on the floor."

Utility Chic.

Medical Supplies

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

Vampire laying in his coffin wearing a Smiley badge.

'Admit it,you've been bothering the nurses again,haven't you?

"I wonder if this will count for wood carving badge?"

'My finger's stopped bleeding. I must have run out of blood.'

'I meant bring your fishing tackle.'

'We're confident that morale dips resulting from the recent salary cuts will be offset by the distribution of these smiley face badges to all affected employees.'

"If you need anything just wink."

First aid: A wizard has a bandage on his finger with turban on it.

'They say that these are also handy for carrying a sleeping bag, pad, tent, foul weather gear, extra clothes, trail mix...'

Beer Sergeant.

"At first I was homesick....now I'll probably be campsick for awhile!"

'This one's for clearing my browser history. This one's for emptying my cache. This one's...'

The evolution of a woman's purse.

'Any reason why I can't keep him in that cast?'

"This isn't for me - it's for the economy."