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Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

Four children playing the flute.

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

Music Lessons

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

Too old to rock'n'roll now, Sir?

"As a member of the Sunday praise team you are not allowed to "change it up", whenever you feel led."

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

'Why do I have to do this? -- Violins never solve anything!'

One-man band rehearsal.

"Did you honestly expect our couples therapist to know when Jacoby Ellsbury will be off the disabled list?!"

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

"You have to practice because if the Devil challenges you to a fiddle contest and wins, he gets your soul."

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.

An angel bangs a broom on a cloud

"...and then while I was at soccer practice they moved house."

'We have an emergency, ladies and gentlemen! We need help - can anybody in the audience play the tambourine.'

Dancing in a circle

"Dude, I figured out why your solos sound so bad - that thing's actually a bass."

Orchestra

Fuzz - a higher power guides Max's fingers.

"The drummer's got to go - he's too loopy."

'It's a Marimba!'

Practicing the C major scale in 6 positions.

Liz Ripple All-Girl band - an equal opportunity employer.

Trumpet

"I think we're ready for the big move up from shed band to full garage band."

'I hope it's important, he hates being interrupted during his trombone practice.'

"That' was great - let's run though that again."

"Gus... you'll have to learn another chord."

"Thank you and goodnight! You've been a great audience."

"The trouble with teaching music is everyone is dancing to a different tune."