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'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

Four children playing the flute.

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

Music Lessons

"If you want to sing in our band, you'll have to overcome your fear of using double negatives."

"As a member of the Sunday praise team you are not allowed to "change it up", whenever you feel led."

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

'Why do I have to do this? -- Violins never solve anything!'

The Little Drummer Boy.

"Unfortunately, father never quite got over being asked to reform the band for Live Aid in the '80s."

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

"You have to practice because if the Devil challenges you to a fiddle contest and wins, he gets your soul."

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.

'We have an emergency, ladies and gentlemen! We need help - can anybody in the audience play the tambourine.'

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

An angel bangs a broom on a cloud

"Dude, I figured out why your solos sound so bad - that thing's actually a bass."

Orchestra

'That's a bit better. Persistence pays off - although, not as well as it did when I was your age.'

Flautist

Violinist

"Here's the deal. I'll stop playing my bagpipes when you stop playing your banjo."

"I can practice a different song."

"We start on #F."

Practicing the C major scale in 6 positions.

Liz Ripple All-Girl band - an equal opportunity employer.

'It's a Marimba!'