Ballpark Ballerina Pillows

TWIN-KILLING CHOREOGRAPHY

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

Ice skater

Currently Boston

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

Basketball

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

Tennis ball girl.

Take a bow!

Bow

"Can you just once get to the damn point without the usual embellishments?"

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'

'Yes, Haffner appears to be tiring...'

Cinderella

'They think it's Pavlova.'

Born to play ball.

'Congratulations, Hightower. You now lead the league in untainted urine samples.'

Baseball Angels

Sidewalk the game

Soccer players off the field.

'Wow...I've got to admit, Stanley...when you said you always got the best seats I thought you were just blowing smoke.'

Nosferatutu.

Ballet Couple

'Yo, Bob! I think a heckler just nailed me with something. What's on my back?'

Takes a bow...

"For our anniversary I bought ballroom prancing lessons."

"The seventh-inning triangle pose..."

Christmas Ballet Tree.

Ballerina

Katrina became a ballerina just so she could justify her chain smoking and fad dieting.

Like so many other unsigned artists. . .Ron's passion was to sing in the nude!

'I don't know why, but food always tastes better at the ballpark.'

Cavemen and ballet dancers

Odette cries! Swan Lake

Lilac Fairy from Sleeping Beauty