Ballpark Ballerina Mugs

TWIN-KILLING CHOREOGRAPHY

Ice skater

Currently Boston

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

Basketball

Tennis ball girl.

Take a bow!

Bow

"Can you just once get to the damn point without the usual embellishments?"

'Yes, Haffner appears to be tiring...'

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'

Cinderella

'Congratulations, Hightower. You now lead the league in untainted urine samples.'

Baseball Angels

Born to play ball.

Sidewalk the game

'They think it's Pavlova.'

Soccer players off the field.

'Wow...I've got to admit, Stanley...when you said you always got the best seats I thought you were just blowing smoke.'

Takes a bow...

'Yo, Bob! I think a heckler just nailed me with something. What's on my back?'

Ballet Couple

Nosferatutu.

"For our anniversary I bought ballroom prancing lessons."

"The seventh-inning triangle pose..."

Christmas Ballet Tree.

Ballerina

Lilac Fairy from Sleeping Beauty

Katrina became a ballerina just so she could justify her chain smoking and fad dieting.

'I don't know why, but food always tastes better at the ballpark.'

Like so many other unsigned artists. . .Ron's passion was to sing in the nude!

Cavemen and ballet dancers

Odette cries! Swan Lake

"Stay fair, stay fair, c'mon, stay in... Wait, shouldn't I be running?!"