Ballot Believer Prints

"I guess we'll all just have to vote a little bit harder next time."

Ghost School.

Elections

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

"A reconciliation bill? -- I've been in Congress for 37 years, and I've never reconciled anything!"

'Some democrats and Republicans sat together at the state of the union.'

Vote Grinkley! Now you see him, now you don't.

'No, your stock didn't split. The fact it's worth half of what it was yesterday is just an amazing coincidence.'

'I know I was just here yesterday, but the courts ordered a recount.'

"As a confirmed hypochondriac, I rely on placebos to get me through the day."

Democracy - one of the drawbacks.

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

Feelings towards radios #8 People worshipping a radio.

Meet Aron Kowalski: The only person in the USA who hasn't been abducted by aliens...

'They say it was a truly enlightened electorate this year, Congressman.'

"I'm about as mainstream as you can get. I go to church, I'm all for the family, I hate Saddam Hussein, and I'm unemployed."

'Another 'undecided'.'

Colin was always looking for new ways to communicate complex financial products.

Tell Santa What You Want. ... And tell your goof-off elves that last year they forgot the batteries!

"I know what I'm talking about. That battery is dead."

'All I did was tell him his bonds were backed by the full faith and credit of the U.S. government.'

"My opponent says ethics is the answer. Try feeding your family on ethics."

'You were right when you said that your horse would 'walk it'. He obviously did!'

Man using lotto ticket as motivation.

"Take me to David Bowie."

Halo/Devil

Balloon giving CPR.

"It's not that I'm unappreciative, but I wouldn't mind holing in two occationally."

"It's been almost 48 hours...why haven't you done anything...?!"

"Personally, I think there are better ways to bring us together..."

'Where have you been all your life? Everybody knows that zero coupon bonds are the way to go!'

Wait Here. Employment Office. My belief that if you can't say something nice about a person you shouldn't say anything at all spelled doom for my career as a radio talk show host.

Vote Here. A- D. Hi! First time voter, long-time complainer!

Lady Liberty in a Voting Booth

Pre-Sellouts