Voter Skeptic Prints

Vote Grinkley! Now you see him, now you don't.

"...Our extensive in house survey found that 82% of you think in house surveys are a waste of time."

Chritmas Party - "What in our own time?"

Politicians are from Uranus.

'You know things are screwed up when people take late-night comedians seriously and politicians as a joke.'

Can't Vote/Why Vote?

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

"You call yourselves a demographic?"

"Would you have a moment to take a short survey about your experience?"

'Why does everybody tell lies about me?'

"A new survey shows only 3% of Americans take surveys, but everyone believes the stupid things."

VOTE!, 'If elected, I'll sponsor legislation for a $10 billion study of Government hypocrisy!'

'It's yet another customer survey asking about our last oil change. Was it poor, fair, very good, blissful or orgasmic?'

"On a scale of one to ten. How happy would you say you are?"

"You didn't fill out our customer survey."

What's your stupid opinion on the following...

Vote for Ken and his congestion charge.

"An election is like a car repair where the car owner has to pay a lot of money to have old broken parts replaced with new broken parts."

Man with t-shirt: 'I think, therefore I don't vote'

QANON PROUD BOY

"I've torn up the questionnaire but am using the lovely pen you sent me"

"We should have copies of all the latest manifestos Sir. Try the horror, fantasy and science fiction section."

Warning! All Manifestos May Contain Traces of Truth.

Unfortunately of the 78% of people who completed more than 56% of the survey 98% thought it was a complete waste of time

A person is reading another person's thoughts.

They all have to get down the slide in 2.7 seconds or we lose our funding. In schools soon: The recess aptitude test.

Politics section of a library: 'Lies', 'Lies', or 'Damn Lies'.

"Before you head back to the future, we'd like you to fill out this survey to help us improve our era."

"...and which of the election candidates do you dislike the least?"

'The streets of Dodge City fell eerily quiet as the market researchers strode into town.'

'Lincoln Standardized Test Center - formerly Lincoln High School'

"Perhaps it's a bit early to tell, but I'll bet the Presidential visit changes nothing."

"Do you have a moment to be late for something you just made up?"

'Well, besides 'liar, liar, pants on fire', how do you feel about our candidate?'

"I stockpiled all my guns, just in case tyranny came to America. Well, it's here!"