Balloonist Humorist Mugs

It didn't take Zoe long to realise that she had made a big mistake by investing in cheaper helium implants.

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

Barbeque Casualty.

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

Balloon drip.

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

Balloon dog poos.

"Sir, multiple people were stabbed by a terrorist in..."

Snowman ice fishing.

"I'd like to have a word with you about this spirit animal."

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

'Ugh, we've got termites, destructive little pests.'

'We'll see significant savings in health care costs with our new in-house operations.'

"Balloon animals $5.00"

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

Clown's In and Out Trays.

"Well, I'm not a lone wolf on purpose! I was separated from my pack over three months ago and I can't find it again. . ."

'No, Rusty, this one! You're barking up the wrong tree.'

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

"A cluck cluck here and a cluck cluck there,...is that all I meant to you?"

"I've invented the wheel. We're going to be rich."

"About time they did something about the rats!"

'I don't know why I'm so unpopular - I haven't got a nasty bone in my body.'

Punch Initials - O

Mask Autumn

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

Clown walking his balloon dog.