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It didn't take Zoe long to realise that she had made a big mistake by investing in cheaper helium implants.

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

Barbeque Casualty.

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

Balloon drip.

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

Balloon dog poos.

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

"Sir, multiple people were stabbed by a terrorist in..."

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

Snowman ice fishing.

"I'd like to have a word with you about this spirit animal."

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

'Ugh, we've got termites, destructive little pests.'

'We'll see significant savings in health care costs with our new in-house operations.'

Clown's In and Out Trays.

"Balloon animals $5.00"

'No, Rusty, this one! You're barking up the wrong tree.'

"Well, I'm not a lone wolf on purpose! I was separated from my pack over three months ago and I can't find it again. . ."

"A cluck cluck here and a cluck cluck there,...is that all I meant to you?"

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

"I've invented the wheel. We're going to be rich."

"About time they did something about the rats!"

'I don't know why I'm so unpopular - I haven't got a nasty bone in my body.'

Punch Initials - O

Clown walking his balloon dog.

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