Balloon Safari Dreamer Gifts

'You know how you've always wanted to go on a balloon safari..?'

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

The Solar System (after deregulation)

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Romantic Giraffes

Head over Hooves

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

Lounging by the pool

Shoot For The Moon

Moon: Made in China

'There's a planet in my book with two moons! Imagine how much howling we could do there!'

'...I said we've been marooned.'

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

"It's a Wonderful Life" if it was written by scientists.

Rocket.

UFO Shelter

Wild Cow.

Excess Baggage: You send emails from exotic places just to make your friends jealous.

I applied for a job with NASA but they turned me down. I think it was because I told them I wanted to be an astronaut because in space, you can't cry because there's no gravity and tears can't flow.

'This is you, enlarged.'

Elementary problem of aeronautics... Putting a cow over the moon.

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

Pole Star

Easter Egg Delivery

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

"Disney will flip!"

'Curiosity' discovers Mars was at one time like earth.

Astronaut sees cell tower on the moon.

"There are vast oceans existing under the icy surface of Jupiter's moon Europa." "It's possible there's as much life in those oceans as there is in our own. Maybe more." "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "I'm thinking 'sexy mermaids,' you?" "Sushi bonanza!!!"