Ballgame Lover Pillows

Warning... This ballgame contains scenes and language of an explicit nature. Viewer discretion is advised.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Holiday time.

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

Currently Boston

Sheltering in place.

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

'Clear out your desk, Randy. ...NEXT!'

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

"Oh, how I wish the season would start!"

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

'The only thing exciting about these games is our dads fighting with the umpire.'

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

'Dad says I can't come out tonight. It's some sort of infield fly rule.'

'Yo, Corona! Pack your stuff! You've been traded.'

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

Game In A Can.

A boy with a football

'Is that the look of love or the look of hearing a home run on your bluetooth?'