Ball Game Fanatics Prints

"From the gentleman at the end of the bar. Again."

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Holiday time.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

Sheltering in place.

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

"Oh, how I wish the season would start!"

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

'Dad says I can't come out tonight. It's some sort of infield fly rule.'

A boy with a football

'Is that the look of love or the look of hearing a home run on your bluetooth?'

"As your attorney, I must strongly advise you against bringing the high heat."

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

Psychiatrist to man dressed in baseball jersey: 'You've never gotten over the fact your father wouldn't play catch with you?'

'I am beginning my windup now. ... Drum roll, please.'

A Masked Ball

"I'm watching the hockey game. The score is 4 nothing for the Zamboni driver."

Sign Him.

For Joe Ninth, 2 out, bases loaded, finally innings, scores tied, this was his moment.

The conversion.