Ball Game Enthusiast Prints

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

"It's not going to throw itself."

'Well, I'm not telling him off. He might be armed.'

"Here. He won't be expecting this."

You're just chasing a ball. You don

Men cut down a tree to retrieve a football.

Baseball says to prankster basketball: You're such a joker.

'One's a fast ball, two's a fast ball, and three's the fastest ball.'

Cricketer hitting ball out of TV.

"Sorry Timmy, you didn't make the team: Yes, you're the fastest in the school, but you have practically no ball skills..."

Football fan

A boy with a football

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

Holiday time.

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

350 Feet.

Perils of the double play.

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

"My wife wanted to see a diamond. So I took her to a ballgame."

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

Bases loaded, no outs. And coach once again turns to his trusty golden reliever.

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

'OK, now let's switch places.'

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

'Clear out your desk, Randy. ...NEXT!'

Sheltering in place.

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

Canine conundrum.