Balancing Work And Chores Pillows

Working from Home

When laundry ruled the waves.

"I really miss being in a committed relationship, Randy." "Which part do you miss most?" "Having someone disagree with you over what you're going to eat, or over what TV shows you're going to watch? Or do you miss having to account for how you spend your time? Or having to explain why you bought yourself something awesome without first getting permission?" "Mostly I miss the back rubs. They don't ask you to wash the dishes first at massage parlors."

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

Office Park

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

Man walking a dog is passed by a runner carrying a baby on her hip.

Call Your Office

'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'

Directors Meetings - Please do not disturb.

"Well, we can tackle this now when we're exhausted from the week or wait until Monday when we're exhausted from the weekend."

"You realize one of us is not coming back."

"Your daughter called—you promised to play phone tag with her today."

"My job went remote, so I got two more remote jobs are started secretly travelling the world."

'It's all right, I'm just a little behind.'

'Having a family life and juggling two jobs? Isn't that a contradiction in terms?'

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

'You know, if you cleaned the litter box more often, you wouldn't have to wear the hazmat suit.'

"Iron Man! Thank heaven you’ve come!"

'So you could say 'I'm wearing two hats'.'

"Amazing how having a six month old baby can motivate you to stay at the office for 16 hours a day!"

Man with Ironing burns on shirt - "How are things going at home Robert?"

Working Moms

"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks. George changed the toilet roll yesterday!"

"We need a new clothes press."

'Your wife called while you were out, sir -- she loves you and wants to know where the hell you put the car keys.'

Because Daddy loves you, Sweetie, he can always spare a minute and thirty seconds.

Woman emulating 'The Scream' painting when a black sock is found in the whites only washing.

"What setting do I use for this?"

'That's it? The facts of life? Mom washes the dishes and you dry them?'

"May her soul rest in peace."

"Edna, have you fallen asleep in the bath again?"

The perils of working from home

"I'm really behind on all my living."