Balancing Work And Chores Gifts

Working from Home

"I really miss being in a committed relationship, Randy." "Which part do you miss most?" "Having someone disagree with you over what you're going to eat, or over what TV shows you're going to watch? Or do you miss having to account for how you spend your time? Or having to explain why you bought yourself something awesome without first getting permission?" "Mostly I miss the back rubs. They don't ask you to wash the dishes first at massage parlors."

When laundry ruled the waves.

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

Man walking a dog is passed by a runner carrying a baby on her hip.

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

Call Your Office

Office Park

'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'

"Well, we can tackle this now when we're exhausted from the week or wait until Monday when we're exhausted from the weekend."

Directors Meetings - Please do not disturb.

"You realize one of us is not coming back."

'Having a family life and juggling two jobs? Isn't that a contradiction in terms?'

"My job went remote, so I got two more remote jobs are started secretly travelling the world."

"Your daughter called—you promised to play phone tag with her today."

'It's all right, I'm just a little behind.'

"Amazing how having a six month old baby can motivate you to stay at the office for 16 hours a day!"

'You know, if you cleaned the litter box more often, you wouldn't have to wear the hazmat suit.'

'So you could say 'I'm wearing two hats'.'

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

"Iron Man! Thank heaven you’ve come!"

Man with Ironing burns on shirt - "How are things going at home Robert?"

Working Moms

"We need a new clothes press."

'Your wife called while you were out, sir -- she loves you and wants to know where the hell you put the car keys.'

"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks. George changed the toilet roll yesterday!"

Because Daddy loves you, Sweetie, he can always spare a minute and thirty seconds.

'That's it? The facts of life? Mom washes the dishes and you dry them?'

The perils of working from home

"Edna, have you fallen asleep in the bath again?"

"I'm really behind on all my living."

Rest Area