Juggling Home And Work Pillows

'Please stop telling me I'm wrong...I get enough of that at home.'

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

Working hours.

'Don't worry about it. If at first we don't succeed, we can do it later and get paid time-and-a-half for it.'

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

Laptop Dancing.

The Great Pyramid of Paperwork

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

The Buck Never Stops.

"I’ve got to take this. It’s someone who isn’t obsessed with summer fun."

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

'I solve so many work problems at home.'

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

'Hold on, Baby, Hold on!'

'I'll be late for dinner Dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

Email Notifications

"No, our company doesn't provide day care or maternity leave."

Man walking a dog is passed by a runner carrying a baby on her hip.

"People just don't realise how stressful this job is. . . I used to have hair!"

"Don't tell me you're not hungover, it's nine a.m. and you just clocked out."

"We've doubled our staff in the last six months." (Smith and Smith - baby in playpen behind desk).

"Excuse me, dear...the rickshaw phone...."

'The 'Business Man's Lunch?' The chicken salad comes served in a laptop.'

They're behind me aren't they?

'I'm sick of answering the phone - half the time, it's about business!'

"I just want to go home, crawl into bed, and do some more work."

"She said that she's against combing marriage with a career....so I quit my job."

Break Glass in Case of Stress

"What's this about having time off to spawn?"

"Not now. I'm working on my children's book."

In Case of Emergency: Dark Chocolate