Balance Swinger Gifts

War and Peace

"Do you guys serve beer?"

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

"I think we'd make a good team!"

"I feel your pain."

I think you're ace

'He's maturing early.'

'Fitness guru.'

"I managed to find a healthy work-life balance, but now there's a problem with my bank balance."

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

'Where's my horse?'

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

Treading a fine lion.

Thursday is the new Friday

Money mangagement see-saw.

'Don't ask me, I've never got one in a hole either.'

'Keep your feet on the joists, Cedric.'

Football party

"It's not what you think."

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

"Take. Your. Time!"

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

Life-Work Balance.