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'We believe numbers don't lie, especially when interpreted advantageously.'

"I hear you've been doing some wonderful things with loopholes!"

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'Fitness guru.'

"I asked my friends over to see how much the adults are leaving us to pay off!"

"After viewing your current account balance, I think you should read the sign."

'What a wonderful day to declare chapter 13!'

"Somehow I thought they'd be a bit SCARIER."

"Well, there it is in black and white - we're in the red."

Euro Balloon: Please watch out for other currencies on your way down!

Domino Effect of Rising Gas Prices.

"I think it's just human nature to set up a private special purpose business entity to conceal balance sheet transaction in order to maximize an earnings forecast."

'After a cursory examination, the outside auditor is demanding his money up front.'

"Chris, find a safe and fast way into lucrative tax heavens!"

Gymnasts

Congress introducing new tax laws to CPAs and businesses.

"Feng Shwoops!"

"Technology is addicting, but you're making progress. Now, hit exit - your time was up hours ago."

I don't think we need to resort to medication to help your insomnia...An hour with my accountant should do the trick...Accountancy doesn't NEED to be DULL!

Contact Tree-Huggers.com for info on tax-deductible charitable trusts.

"Can you work a little magic with these figures? In fact, can you make them disappear?"

'Hello, Smudgekins and Smollet, creative accountants, how may I help you?'

"I'm on a social media diet. I'm giving up tweets."

"Not to worry, boss. We only suffered paper losses."

"Yes, I said creativity is good. But not with the balance sheets."

Creative Accounting

"Have you included the loss of my reputation?"

"By combing 21st century investment strategies with your traditional methods, we put all your booty into bitcoins and buried them under a palm tree in Trinidad."

Confidential Loan Co.

'I always wanted to be an accountant. There's safety in numbers, you know.'

Accounting: Fiction and Non-Fiction.

'Finally have an expense account and I'm always on a diet.'

"These financials look right. They smell right -- they're either right or very clever."

'I don't condone unethical accounting practices Henderson - On the other hand, I don't frown on a little numeric creativity.'

"That 'LOL' on the balance sheet stands for 'Lost Our Leverage'."