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"Raising the level of interest, soes raise my level of interest."

"If it's all the same to you, I'd like my allowance in bitcoins."

Piggy bank #5: carrying (colour).

'If we're going to have a banking relationship, you'll have to trust me more than this.'

A smiling man leaning on large piggy bank.

"Honey, I love celebrating Christmas! I love all the food, the sweets, the Christmas tree and the presents, but our bank account hates Christmas!"

"I have this relationship with money, it's complicated."

"I think the idea behind coin collecting is to get one of each kind, not all of the same kind!"

Piggy bank #3: normal (colour).

'I'll give you a HUGE bonus in bitcoins if you can explain to me what the hell they are.'

"Feng Shwoops!"

'We have to move again -- I've worn out all the banks in town.'

'Our financial adviser urges us to take a hiking vacation this summer.'

'We believe numbers don't lie, especially when interpreted advantageously.'

'You want to join our Christmas Club? -- I'll have to see your baptismal certificate.'

What do you have in mind? Something for nothing!

'The wife and I are planning to look at pictures of Vegas online for our vacation this year. How about you and your family?'

'Today in Money Management class we learned the value of locating the nearest ATM.'

"What's this I hear about you opening an account at another bank?"

"What else can I claim on my expense account?"

"This is a bend and breakfast. You sleep on a cafeteria table."

Classic Car Auction: "I think I'm having an out-of -money experience."

Chines Dollar

Beefsteak travel, hamburger budget.

ATM saying 'Game Over.'

Wine Prices

'To receive an application form, you have to fill out this application form.'

'And of course you have instant access to your money.'

'I hope you don't mind ordering the free bread and water. My expense account isn't what it used to be.'

The Economic Crisis

Bank goes back to cheap toasters as free gift.

'Want it all' queue in a bank.

'But I gave you a cheque book two days ago.'

'Jason feels insecure if he's too far from his money... but electronic bank statements have cured that!'

'Is it out of order or out of money?'