Balance Artist Admirer T-Shirts

"You were always subject to change without notice."

High Wire.

Supermom.

"I think we'd make a good team!"

Kitchen Tetris

"I managed to find a healthy work-life balance, but now there's a problem with my bank balance."

Swan Lake's Odette and Siegfried

Washing Line Walker

May all your birthday wishes come true..

Laptops

Treading a fine lion.

'I think it's time to concentrate a little more on your upper body!'

Money mangagement see-saw.

'Keep your feet on the joists, Cedric.'

A high wire act walks over to a bottle of wine.

"I have 15,000 patients...so my fantasy football team stinks."

Speed Bump Ahead.

Football party

Peter Gabriel

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

Tight Rope Ski Lift

'Having a family life and juggling two jobs? Isn't that a contradiction in terms?'

Suzanne Lenglen

Life-Work Balance.

'No, that is not a balanced diet.'

Bird in sunglasses balancing on a stick.

'I don't know much about Ballet but I like watching men in tights.'

A lumberjack balances a felled tree on his axe

Spinning Plates!

"Now on the count of three, each of you will turn, aim, and fire, all the while keeping your core engaged.

Tightrope Walker.

Something's gotta give! But what will it be? Choose at least one thing to sorely neglect...

O.K., now just recite the alphabet backwards and you're free to go.

Feng Shui Centre - We Have Moved

"Frankly, I never liked it. It makes you look like Salvador Dali."