Baking Rookie Pillows

Pinterest shaming

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

A heart shaped cake

Tension filled the tent.

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

Baking

'My husband made my cake from scratch...even the candles.'

"It's called geometry, Mum."

Cake Friday!

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

Granny with balanced pie chart

I made you a cake!

"I pray that he will enjoy my pie..." "The smell's enough to make me cry!"

'It's all homemade.'

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

You're the icing on my cupcake!

Husband bakes a pie

Caricature: Nigella Lawson

Little chef.

"My mother taught me about baking. She was a great roll model!"

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

Instant Gratification Cafe.

I LOVE YOU IN ICING

"A little under done?"

"Made with a little extra TLC – and THC for good measure."

'Mom, was it one or two cps of sugar?'

'She must be good at mixing cement - She's been making rock cakes for years.'

"I'm afraid you may contain traces of nuts."

'The best part about mom making dessert is being able to lick the spoon.'

'I made it chocolate so it wouldn't show the dirt.'

'I'm going to bake you a sponge cake...where do we keep the sponges?'

Mock Fight At The Bakery