Baking Novice Pillows

'How's the lemon meringue?'

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

'My husband made my cake from scratch...even the candles.'

Baking

"Our cook is new, so ge's Googling what goes on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich as we speak."

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

Granny with balanced pie chart

I made you a cake!

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

You're the icing on my cupcake!

"I pray that he will enjoy my pie..." "The smell's enough to make me cry!"

Husband bakes a pie

Caricature: Nigella Lawson

"My mother taught me about baking. She was a great roll model!"

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

Instant Gratification Cafe.

The Inexperienced Cook

"A little under done?"

"Made with a little extra TLC – and THC for good measure."

'Have you got one of those things you use to knock nails in...?'

'Mom, was it one or two cps of sugar?'

Mock Fight At The Bakery

'I'm going to bake you a sponge cake...where do we keep the sponges?'

Brad Pitt.

'The best part about mom making dessert is being able to lick the spoon.'

A slow Day on the Rolling News Channel

...If sauce has not begun to thicken after 10 minutes, pour contents back into can and wait for your wife to get home.

Bakery. The smell of freshly baked bread is the only truly perfect man-made thing on earth.

She found baking helped enormously.

"How does not being a house make you feel?"

"Tell me the truth. . . what happens to all the leftover cake scraps in The Great British Baking Show?"