Baking Novice Pillows

'How's the lemon meringue?'

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

Baking

"Our cook is new, so ge's Googling what goes on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich as we speak."

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

Granny with balanced pie chart

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

You're the icing on my cupcake!

Husband bakes a pie

"I pray that he will enjoy my pie..." "The smell's enough to make me cry!"

I made you a cake!

"My mother taught me about baking. She was a great roll model!"

"Made with a little extra TLC – and THC for good measure."

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

Instant Gratification Cafe.

"A little under done?"

The Inexperienced Cook

'Have you got one of those things you use to knock nails in...?'

'Mom, was it one or two cps of sugar?'

A slow Day on the Rolling News Channel

'I'm going to bake you a sponge cake...where do we keep the sponges?'

'The best part about mom making dessert is being able to lick the spoon.'

Mock Fight At The Bakery

...If sauce has not begun to thicken after 10 minutes, pour contents back into can and wait for your wife to get home.

She found baking helped enormously.

"How does not being a house make you feel?"

'I hope it's okay -- the cookbook had some really confusing abbreviations.'