Baking Hobbyist Pillows

Swiss Kitchen

Any time is cake o'clock

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

Tension filled the tent.

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

Baking

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

'My husband made my cake from scratch...even the candles.'

Cake Friday!

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

Granny with balanced pie chart

"I pray that he will enjoy my pie..." "The smell's enough to make me cry!"

You're the icing on my cupcake!

'It's all homemade.'

Husband bakes a pie

Caricature: Nigella Lawson

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

"My mother taught me about baking. She was a great roll model!"

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

"Made with a little extra TLC – and THC for good measure."

"At this establishment, you can't have your cake and eat it too!"

Instant Gratification Cafe.

"A little under done?"

'Mom, was it one or two cps of sugar?'

Parisian man eating pastries

'She must be good at mixing cement - She's been making rock cakes for years.'

"It's choux pastry, not shoe pastry!"

Mock Fight At The Bakery

"Now how did she know?"

'I'm going to bake you a sponge cake...where do we keep the sponges?'

'The best part about mom making dessert is being able to lick the spoon.'