Bakery Brawl Bystanders T-Shirts

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

Important Food Groups

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

A dog at the bakery.

'If you're out of quarterly earnings, I'll take the assets and liabilities breakdown.'

"Your Honor, prior to sentencing, if it please the court, I'd like to make just a few brief remarks about pâte brisée."

Parisian man eating pastries

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

Where cronuts come from.

'...Well, this is it Lana...the place where I was born and raised!'

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

"Your chocolate biscuits and cakes are getting smaller - and where's your sweets aisle?"

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

'What about the rolls you promised me?'

'Lady, you're steaming up my window!'

Hot Cross Bun

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Baker

Placier.

Pie Shoppe and Sweeny Todd's barber shop.

"You can't define me as a man or as a woman. . . I'm transginger."

'How can it be whole if the wheat has been ground into a powder?'

Ducks on Trucks

'Hi, Mom. I volunteered you to bring cookies for snack time at school for every other day!'

'We don't want your business; we just want the recipe.'

"Wow kids! You made challahs! Great job!"

'But how could the witch fit Hansel into her microwave?'

"You're a snob, Angélique!"

'Yum Yum Bakery - a subsidiary of Slim-Down Weight Loss Centres.'

'These are exquisite! You simply must give me your recipe.'

'You want a piece of me?'

'Make Mother's Day shopping a piece of cake.'

'. . .fault that we've sold out of your favourite fruit cake!'

Baby Formula, Just Add Water.

Bakery. Cakes $6.66. Upside Down Cakes $9.99.