Baked-good Appreciator Mugs

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

Any time is cake o'clock

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

Menu Dating

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

'I don't do so much of the you-can't catch-me-I'm-the -gingerbread-man material these days...'

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

'She must be good at mixing cement - She's been making rock cakes for years.'

Happy Bifurcation Day,

"You're good mum. But, Billy's mum is a better cook than you. She only knows how to make chocolate cake."

"I'm afraid you may contain traces of nuts."

Where cronuts come from.

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

'We share the load - she cooks it, I eat it.'

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

Man proposes using strong flour as a ring.

'Lady, you're steaming up my window!'

Bakery - say it with flour.

'That's not true! Everybody likes you! You're delicious...um, I mean yummy...uh, likable! Yeah, that's it!'

Mum's Apple Pies With Acknowledgement to Dad

'I wish to lose all excess weight.'

'There, but for the grace of God, go I.'

Cottage cupcakes.

"Of course I'm polite, I'm cordial!"

Hands off!

How your grandparents act vs. how your grandparents vote.

French Toast

Kitchen chef

Scottish Birthday

'The spare's flat too, honey. Toss me that fruitcake.'