Bait Raconteur Pillows

Crafty Fish.

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Fish talking about fisherman

'No.... My cat doesn't like being given pills either...'

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

Coffee Shop and Battery Charging Station

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

"Why do people talk about a rat's nest like it's a bad thing?"

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'

'As a young rat, I traveled the world as a stowaway on a merchant navy ship...'

"I've been having hallucinations again, Doctor."

The Specimen Hunter

And that, gentlemen, is my opinion for what it's worth.

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

'Well, Dad, you said for us to use our initiative to make money so we went into the worm business.'

Fisherman get a good catch.

"He assured me the merger is nothing to worry about."

'I feel better today too, but around here I've learned not to be too optimistic.'

Man fishing out of another man's fishing box.

'I hate it when they use invisible line.'

Fisher being dragged along by catch.

How Platypuses Are Born

'Who's he trying to kid? Real worms don't shake like that!'

'Sure, the term 'lab rat' has a lot of negative connotations but having drugs tested on you isn't so bad if you're a hypochondriac...'

'Quick! sell me a lure,any lure,I just found an empty compartment in my tackle box.'

Robot asking for money in bar code language.

'I object, your Honor! How much wood would woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood is purely conjecture!'

"Oh, I'm not arguing. I'm just stating my opinion and ignoring everything you say."

Cat being guarded by security mice.

'This is a stick-up! Hand over your fish!'