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'It's actually cheaper than the bait shop.'

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

LAY ZEE FUK

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

Fish don't like worms.

Mrs Jones's fish pie could be smelt for miles around!

Sooners! Opening day of fishing.

"Don't worry...the national immigrant work stoppage does not include our kitchen."

"This should be interesting, he's using a dragonfly!"

'Everybody gets to go fishing but me! Life just isn't fair!'

'Well, Dad, you said for us to use our initiative to make money so we went into the worm business.'

Angler's bait

"What? Fish Again?"

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

'Oh, the old 'worm on a hook' trick, eh?'

'I hate it when they use invisible line.'

'Hey, I enjoyed that meal. Did you get the caterers in, or something?'

'Quick! sell me a lure,any lure,I just found an empty compartment in my tackle box.'

"I can see this prepared as quenelles de maquereau with a nice rémoulade and some herbed zucchini spirals."

'Gee, looks like I'm all out of worms. YOu want to buy a boat?'

"Hook Made in China? I thought we were in Cap Cod!"

"Look, salsa! This explains why the captain brought tortilla chips."

The Evolution of fish

'Fetch me the leftover meatballs! Thanks!'

Worm away from hook for a while. ("Back in five minutes")

'Could you help out a fellow fisherman down on his luck? I haven't had a bite in three days!'

'I think he's getting ready to hammer that plug.'

"I don't know. Some swear by worms, others say minnows work best. I try not to get caught up in all the hype."

Fly fishing

'You should change your bait. That's the third time you've caught a jet ski this morning!'

Bite taken out of a fishing doc.