Bagging Magician Prints

'Paper, plastic, pockets or purse?'

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

Team Leader

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

Desert Island BBQ

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

Time Is Money

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

Primitive magician

Fred wonders if he should go see what's happening in accounting.

"I can't believe he brought her."

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

Travelling

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

Investing your savings

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

Magic Tricks

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

Magic Tricks

"Everything's gone up."

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."