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'We only get an hour for lunch, so your best bet is to brown-bag it.'

"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"

"I asked my mother to pack my parachute and she packed my lunch instead."

Sure, I'll take a sandwich

"We want to include you in this decision without letting you affect it."

"At least the anti-public education folks haven't started to try to dictate what we can have for lunch."

'One businessman's lunch-on-the-rocks and one businessman's special straight-up.'

Lunch Meet

'They sent me home from school because my lunch was out of compliance.'

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

"I didn't know they could make so many entrees with vegetables!"

'Casey laughed so hard at lunch milk came out his nose...or as we say now... he had a liquid food malfunction.'

Schoolboy with lunch box.

Landing That Tough Account

"I like the Businessman's Special. The fortune cookies all have stock futures in them."

Schoolgirl in canteen: 'The food's great but I wish they'd stop calling it 'pukka tukka'.'

We have the businessman's lunch which is �4.95 and the successful businessman's lunch at �7.50.

'I'll trade you, sight unseen.'

"She said this is not the same old alphabet soup, this one has a new font."

'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Mum. Can I have something different in my sandwiches tomorrow?' - 'Okay.' - 'Cheese and pickle.' -

'Hey, I know how to stop famine and poverty! Let's have lunch and after that, we go on making money!'

"Yesterday's weenies have migrated in with today's nuggets."

'I'm going to learn it right this time.'

'One businessman's lunch and one secretary's salad.'

"Ever since we started home schooling, I've developed more of an appreciation for school lunches."

"Don't forget... I packed your lunch for school..."

'We only get an hour for lunch, so your best bet is to brown-bag it.'

'I'll serve your businessman's lunch, sir, as soon as the SEC's done examining it.'

'Give me the bill, it's a business expense.'

Rather than deal with hideous, months-old leftovers, many offices are using disposable refrigerators in their lunch rooms.

Early Forecast Expert.

Grannies who lunch.

'And just what makes you think you qualify for the businessman's lunch?'

'My wife is a circus clown. We got our lunch boxes mixed up again.'

I mustn't be late getting back to the office. I'm on the warpath.