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Power of the dog

Silly wig.

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

Cygnets from Swan Lake

'Guess what? I won again.'

Orchestra conductor

Swan Lake's Odette and Siegfried

'My hot-shot assistant was named as one of the top 10 to watch."

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

Ballet dancer.

Soccer coach of the year.

'So, you think you can just waltz right in here and start making movies, Mr, Astaire'

'...well you say you're Stephen Hawking but as Eddie Redmayne said he was going to turn up in character we're not too sure."

Fred Astaire

"I'd like to thank my family, but, to be honest, I'm pretty sure I could've done it without them."

Bow

'We're looking for an award-winning sales professional. Those are trophies. You're overqualified.'

Geoffrey Rush

'She was a great ballerina in her day.'

"...and I'd like to thank all my patients for being so ill..."

'For donating half my property to the poor, I'll get the 'Unselfish Millionaire of the Year' medal and a supporting receipt for my allowable expenses!'

Hospital Deaths - "Congratulations, you're manager of the month again"

"Just wait until my autobiographical one-woman show."

Sugar Plum Fairy

Dancing in a circle

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes II

"And, finally, to my wife, my love and appreciation for her understanding and critical insights, without whom this project would never have been accomplished."

Sleeping Beauty's Wedding

Oscars

The Firebird

"...and this one is for the Spritzer Beer account."

"You'd like a book by Shakespeare? Certainly sir - which one. . .?"

Dancers in Nutcracker Ballet

"Here's my idea. . . we offer Trump the Nobel Peace Prize as a quid pro quo for leaving office."