Badge Number Buddies Prints

Cellmates.

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

'Does this get me a purple heart?'

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

'Whoa! This was supposed to be an easy merit badge!'

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

'This biometric ID badge is part of the new security system. The badge contains my encoded retinal scan, fingerprints, and level of job enthusiasm.'

'It's your round.'

Vampire laying in his coffin wearing a Smiley badge.

Happy Birthday to you... Thanks guys!

'What's with the cocoa tin lid?'

"I wonder if this will count for wood carving badge?"

'We're confident that morale dips resulting from the recent salary cuts will be offset by the distribution of these smiley face badges to all affected employees.'

'This one's for clearing my browser history. This one's for emptying my cache. This one's...'

'Watch it, I'm a black belt.'

Beer Sergeant.

This here's my kitty! I call er Whiskers!

Continental marshal

"At first I was homesick....now I'll probably be campsick for awhile!"

'Entente Cordiale: When Eric [Cantona]kisses the badge on his shirt it turns round and kisses him right back!'

'How many merit badges do you have?'

'A little kidding is OK, guys, but why do I always end up being the goat?'

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'Actually, we're members of a mountain climbing club named for sir Edmund Hillary.'

"Believe me, no one will notice your new braces."

'That's the guy - lives on a 'narrow boat!'

"Here comes my doctor ... I know the click and clatter of his ID badges."

'I do not spend that much time at the office.'

"Nice! You know dressing up isn't a requirement right?!"

Boy Scouts trying to get their free fall badges

'I got this one for failing to earn a merit badge.'

"Nothing to be concerned about. We just want to show you our phony badges and then leave."

"Check out those two old drunks across the bar - That's us in ten years!"