Badge Number Buddies Pillows

Cellmates.

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

'Does this get me a purple heart?'

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

'This biometric ID badge is part of the new security system. The badge contains my encoded retinal scan, fingerprints, and level of job enthusiasm.'

Vampire laying in his coffin wearing a Smiley badge.

'What's with the cocoa tin lid?'

"I wonder if this will count for wood carving badge?"

Happy Birthday to you... Thanks guys!

'We're confident that morale dips resulting from the recent salary cuts will be offset by the distribution of these smiley face badges to all affected employees.'

'Watch it, I'm a black belt.'

'This one's for clearing my browser history. This one's for emptying my cache. This one's...'

Beer Sergeant.

Continental marshal

This here's my kitty! I call er Whiskers!

"At first I was homesick....now I'll probably be campsick for awhile!"

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'A little kidding is OK, guys, but why do I always end up being the goat?'

'How many merit badges do you have?'

'Actually, we're members of a mountain climbing club named for sir Edmund Hillary.'

"Believe me, no one will notice your new braces."

'That's the guy - lives on a 'narrow boat!'

"Here comes my doctor ... I know the click and clatter of his ID badges."

'I do not spend that much time at the office.'

Boy Scouts trying to get their free fall badges

'I got this one for failing to earn a merit badge.'

"Nice! You know dressing up isn't a requirement right?!"

"Nothing to be concerned about. We just want to show you our phony badges and then leave."

"Check out those two old drunks across the bar - That's us in ten years!"

Edward Cranston, four-letter general.