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Bad vibes next 3 miles.

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

The Old Time Television Channel

"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"

'Before we begin, please turn off all cell phones.'

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

Greetings from VARICOSE VILLAGE, a Florida golfing community featuring a shopping mall, restaurants and hospitals.

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

Disco Owls

Computer looking rather annoyed at owner whoes hugging his typewriter

Robert Johnson

Dance Dance Dance.

Mrs. Jarley's waxwork

'It's like listening to the 1950s. You can hear the dentures whistling.'

"Is that when you turn the juke box off?"

'Oooh, looks like the welcome wagon is on its way!'

cool seagull plays electric piano

'Hey, we're in style!'

Cassandra Wilson

'Good evening. I am an onscreen announcer, so you must have time-travelled back to 1956.'

Happy Hour at Harry's

An old man with bow legs

Bert's Ragtime Band.

"I like to chat with you young 'uns, keep up with fashions an' goin's on."

'I like the whole outfit except the helmet.'

The Epsom Derby - Beer Stall

'I don't know what it is. It's been here ever since I can remember.'

Swell who has called a police officer to pick up his umbrella rather than bend and disturb his collar

Next week's hindsight today - The future is now next week.

road sign: "Gilkers Corners Population 926