Bad Vibe Collector Gifts

Bad vibes next 3 miles.

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"

The Old Time Television Channel

'Before we begin, please turn off all cell phones.'

Greetings from VARICOSE VILLAGE, a Florida golfing community featuring a shopping mall, restaurants and hospitals.

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

Disco Owls

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

Computer looking rather annoyed at owner whoes hugging his typewriter

If this van's a rockin'...

Robert Johnson

Dance Dance Dance.

Mrs. Jarley's waxwork

'It's like listening to the 1950s. You can hear the dentures whistling.'

Ella Fitzgerald

'Oooh, looks like the welcome wagon is on its way!'

"Is that when you turn the juke box off?"

cool seagull plays electric piano

Happy Hour at Harry's

'Hey, we're in style!'

Cassandra Wilson

'Good evening. I am an onscreen announcer, so you must have time-travelled back to 1956.'

An old man with bow legs

'I like the whole outfit except the helmet.'

The Epsom Derby - Beer Stall

Bert's Ragtime Band.

"It's more of a conversation piece, really."

"I like to chat with you young 'uns, keep up with fashions an' goin's on."

'I don't know what it is. It's been here ever since I can remember.'

Next week's hindsight today - The future is now next week.

Swell who has called a police officer to pick up his umbrella rather than bend and disturb his collar

The Politics of Envy