Bad Mood Decoder Gifts

"I knew we were in trouble when she said 'good-morning-I-hope-you-had-a-nice-weekend-my-patience-is- wearing-thin'."

"The data looks good, sir, but the vibes are mucho heavioso."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

'Very well, I'll introduce you. Ego, meet ID. Now get back to work.'

'You might show a little excitement at the figures, Johnson!'

Paw readings

'Stocks shot up. . . no one on the committee could understand a word that Bernanke was saying.'

"The quicksand was corporate's idea. I wanted to fire you for going over my head. They wanted to send a message."

Information vs. confusion

'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud

Profit Chart with Happy and Sad Faces.

"I dreamed last night that I was furious at you for charging me for missing last week's session. What do you think it means?"

"I'm in a bad mood today: sit down!"

Market Research - "I'm trying to remember to pick up a loaf of bread, but there's a 38% probability that I'll forget."

"This next song is about those times when you don't feel really happy or really sad, but just feel okay."

"Well, yes, I suppose I could explain the test results in 'plain English' — but then you'd know how sick you are."

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Coffee

"What's it all about?"

"Watch it... the boss is in a crappy mood."

'Every time he lectures about serotonin, he puts me to sleep.'

"I had the strangest dream. I was suddenly in a room full of people, and I didn't have a stitch on."

"Thanks to this new app, I now know Jim there is disgruntled."

Office of Lyrics You Can't Understand

Siggy

'She vacillates between PBS and PMS.'

"The doctors call it Polymyositis, but I call it 'Military Arthritis' because it comes with a lot of fatigue."

"Something’s wrong. I can tell by the way you’re being nice to me."

"Hurricane Ralph has been degraded to a tropical depression …." I know just how he feels.

'Baby and Child Care Guidelines'

"Uh-oh!"

Rainy Days

'I got rid of those funny little spots in front of my eyes. Now what's bugging me is a buzzing noise in my ears, like somebody sawing logs.'

"I just had a communications nightmare! I dreamt that the postal workers were on strike, the internet was down and someone had eaten the carrier pigeons!"