Bad Haircut Recovery Pillows

'You could always ask to be home-schooled until it grows back.'

"Absolutely not!"

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"Of course, it's MY hair - I've still got the receipt!"

New Hair Cloning Technology.

"Couldn't you have waited till she was smiling before you injected the botox?"

"Would you look at that! Timmy was overwhelmed at the thought of his first shearing, but now, he can't stop talking to his friends about it. . ."

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

"Hi Ginny, that's a nice new haircut you've got there. Are you trying to be cuter than me?"

Child cutting her brother's hair

'No offense but you look awful with short hair.'

"As soon as the leaves turn, my hair goes crazy."

Haircuts

'He's having a bad feather day.'

'I can never do anything with my hair phobia.'

Short Hair: Expectations vs. Reality

"I'm starting to regret that haircut."

Football haircuts.

'You wouldn't be so quiet either if you had to sit on this board!'

Barber reveals his customer's new haircut.

'It isn't every day that a client gives me a free hand to be creative.'

"I'm afraid you've failed abysmally - but try the football clubs."

"You've done something with your hair."

Man looking in mirror at the barber's.

Bad Hair Year

'...and don't forget, say something nice about her collagen implants.'

'Probably one bad hair day too many!'

'Mammals will never amount to anything -- they're always having bad hair days.'

Rapunzel's hair trails into a van : mobile hair salon

"Actually, I'm just coming down off a ind of surprising haircut, and I think I'll just hand around the house for a while."

"I need you to take over while I'm on the road to fuller, thicker hair."

After inserting Bob's fortieth plug, the doctor installed a surge protector, just to be on the safe side.