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'Son, history repeats itself...just like your mother's radish pepper salsa.'

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

Menu Dating

Chef: 'Howz that Octopus coming along Jeff?'

'How are we supposed to think the unthinkable if we have to drink the drinkable?'

Chef looking up confused, Waiter behind him with pancake on his head.

"Surprise, mom! We made you breakfast on bed."

"Santa would like to talk to you in the office."

'When I asked for a bottle of house red...'

"Arrrrrrrrr. This be bad."

Dave's How to Puke Book.

Quasimodo Zit.

Hedgehogs revenge.

Making a mess of fish.

Man Gagging In A Restaurant.

'Ew! It's got FAT on it.'

"the Captain thinks it would be nice to have them boiled in their jackets tonight."

'Should my souffle blow the oven door off?'

'I have to tell you,Tristan- I'm beginning to feel used....'

'What do you mean, send out for pizza? This is pizza!'

"I don't think delivering food is for me. It's always cold by the time I get there."

"How will drinking more wine make me an expert? I eat alphabet soup every day and it hasn't made me a better speller."

Notable noses Vol. 83.

(Attack Dog) (It's about character stupid!)

"Underneath this placid Brooks Brother facade, I'm up to my neck in some excellent biker tattoos."

'You've Got Mayo.'

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: Not getting the last serving of your tia's lengua casserole.

"I, uh, think I ruined your broth."

Crumbs

"Oh, they're wonderful. They catered my Jeffrey's trial."

"Whoa, Baldo! That totally hot babe actually talked to you!"

'Let's face it Sharon, you only ever use the cooker to light your cigarettes!'

"And give us this day our gravy bread..."

'It's difficult for us to keep staff. We keep losing them to the fast food industry.'