Backyard Oasis Dreamer T-Shirts

"I used to dream of owning a pool. Now I dream of marginal friends not showing up uninvited."

Humans...What is their purpose?

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Yardless: Please help

Sheep In Curlers

Thatched roof car.

Migrating cows.

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

An English Gold Field

Snow Bridge.

'See I told you the garden was big enough for a table and chairs.'

Flower sniffer

Myspace then and now.

"...And then beyond the lawn, a lily pool with fountains and..."

Gertie's never been the same since she got the cape

'Roof Gardens the hard way'

'C'mon, let's get married! Just imagine - our kids could fly over the moon!'

"The country might not suit a city boy like you. We've got coyotes instead of doormen and feelings have no meaning here."

"I don't know why I'm surprised, but you seem very down to earth."

Wishing well out of order - Try wishing upon a star.

Water from a tap forming a dog.

Rabbit painting a chicken with a light bulb over its head

'A high-rise block of flats would give many people a chance to enjoy a rural life...'

"I've done my tour of duty on Wall Street."

'Frank went out on a limb three years ago and stayed there.'

Hey! A PIG CAN DREAM!

The first sign of spring is landscapers driving by and laughing at my unkempt lawn.

I have these recurring dreams that I'm completely naked in a field!

Picnic blankets with pop up trees.

"The seller isn't willing to come down."