Backyard Oasis Dreamer T-Shirts

"I used to dream of owning a pool. Now I dream of marginal friends not showing up uninvited."

Humans...What is their purpose?

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Yardless: Please help

Sheep In Curlers

Of course, the rent on the fourth floor is considerably higher.

Thatched roof car.

Migrating cows.

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

An English Gold Field

Snow Bridge.

'See I told you the garden was big enough for a table and chairs.'

Flower sniffer

Myspace then and now.

"...And then beyond the lawn, a lily pool with fountains and..."

"I don't know why I'm surprised, but you seem very down to earth."

Wishing well out of order - Try wishing upon a star.

'C'mon, let's get married! Just imagine - our kids could fly over the moon!'

Gertie's never been the same since she got the cape

'Roof Gardens the hard way'

Water from a tap forming a dog.

Rabbit painting a chicken with a light bulb over its head

"The country might not suit a city boy like you. We've got coyotes instead of doormen and feelings have no meaning here."

'A high-rise block of flats would give many people a chance to enjoy a rural life...'

'You wanted a home where the buffalo roam...'

'Why can't I do that?' 'You will...some day...maybe...when pigs fly.'

"I've done my tour of duty on Wall Street."

Hey! A PIG CAN DREAM!

The first sign of spring is landscapers driving by and laughing at my unkempt lawn.

'Frank went out on a limb three years ago and stayed there.'

Shepherd and the Lost Sheep

"The seller isn't willing to come down."