Backyard Bbq Artist Prints

'Please try not to offer expert analysis.'

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

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"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

Ode to a Grill

"You like yours well done, right?"

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

'Good timing, Pal, good timing.'

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

"Come and get it!"

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

'Dear, you can't blame this on global warming...you overcooked the fish.'

Not only were the bears coming out of hibernation but they went ahead and invited themselves to dinner.

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.

"Gerald converted the barbecue grill to natural gas."

'Come and get it!'

You'll be the centre of attention for a job well done!

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

"Global warming enough for ya?"

"Getting drunk grilling lettuce just isn't the same."

"I use old Duke to check my steaks. If it feels like Duke's tongue, it's rare, if it feels like his ear, it's medium. . ."

"Well-done, alright?"

I love the way barbecues take you back to nature.

'Bar-B-Q lit yet?'