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'Please try not to offer expert analysis.'

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

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"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

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'Good timing, Pal, good timing.'

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

"You like yours well done, right?"

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

"Come and get it!"

Not only were the bears coming out of hibernation but they went ahead and invited themselves to dinner.

'Dear, you can't blame this on global warming...you overcooked the fish.'

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.

'Come and get it!'

You'll be the centre of attention for a job well done!

Barbecue with man, cat and dog.

"I use old Duke to check my steaks. If it feels like Duke's tongue, it's rare, if it feels like his ear, it's medium. . ."

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"Global warming enough for ya?"

'Has anybody seen the flyswatter?'

'Bar-B-Q lit yet?'

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."