Backyard Barbecue Boss Prints

Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.

'How would you like your steak...overcooked, burned to a crisp or completely incinerated?'

'Daddy, what did you do on Armed Services Day?'

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

Neighbor Leaf Wars

Barbeque Casualty.

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

Aprons

Ode to a Grill

'Good timing, Pal, good timing.'

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

"He won't stop and ask for directions when he COOKS, either."

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

'Has anybody seen the flyswatter?'

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

"It's a cookout-act stupid!"

"He's 'getting the grill ready for summer,' which means he's washing out the beer cooler."

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

'Propane ran out.'

'Check out the rack on this hot babe.'

"Don't be intimidated. He doesn't even have a balcony."

'Just bring a few hundred sausages, plenty of wine and of course your barbeque.'

'Barry, I think I know where you left the champagne bottle.'

Barbecue Fetch

"Honestly, all three of them were mistakes."

'Oh, hi!... yes, we have another emergency... make it the usual, and you know the address!'

"Don't look so worried, son...despite what your mother thinks I can grill burgers perfectly fine."

'I told you that chicken wasn't cooked!'

'It doesn't say anything....They're having a barbecue!'

This could be a whole new look for you, Harold!

"The moment we met, I knew he was the man I'd settle for."