Backyard Barbecue Buff Mugs

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

Ode to a Grill

'Good timing, Pal, good timing.'

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

"This chicken wasn't cooked - it committed suttee!"

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.

'Has anybody seen the flyswatter?'

"We get all our meat from a man dressed like a butcher."

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

'New Barbeque.'

"He's 'getting the grill ready for summer,' which means he's washing out the beer cooler."

*=Hotdog

'Daddy, what did you do on Armed Services Day?'

'Propane ran out.'

'Check out the rack on this hot babe.'

"Don't be intimidated. He doesn't even have a balcony."

'Just bring a few hundred sausages, plenty of wine and of course your barbeque.'

'Oh, hi!... yes, we have another emergency... make it the usual, and you know the address!'

'Barry, I think I know where you left the champagne bottle.'

Griller highlights never gets old

Barbecue Fetch

"Honestly, all three of them were mistakes."

"Don't look so worried, son...despite what your mother thinks I can grill burgers perfectly fine."

'I told you that chicken wasn't cooked!'

This could be a whole new look for you, Harold!

"It's only the Ericksons, so why don't you just use the recalled hamburger meat."