Backyard Barbecue Master Mugs

"Aww, geez... what next?"

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

Barbeque Casualty.

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

Ode to a Grill

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

'Good timing, Pal, good timing.'

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

"Nice family you’ve got there. Too bad if anything were to happen to them."

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

'Has anybody seen the flyswatter?'

The first law of barbecuing. Your tongs will never be long enough.

'Daddy, what did you do on Armed Services Day?'

"He's 'getting the grill ready for summer,' which means he's washing out the beer cooler."

'Propane ran out.'

'Check out the rack on this hot babe.'

"Don't be intimidated. He doesn't even have a balcony."

Barbecue Fetch

"Honestly, all three of them were mistakes."

'Just bring a few hundred sausages, plenty of wine and of course your barbeque.'

'Oh, hi!... yes, we have another emergency... make it the usual, and you know the address!'

'I didn't know you were a cook. I just heard Daddy say you'd make good sausages.'

'Barry, I think I know where you left the champagne bottle.'

"Don't look so worried, son...despite what your mother thinks I can grill burgers perfectly fine."

'I told you that chicken wasn't cooked!'

"The moment we met, I knew he was the man I'd settle for."

"It's only the Ericksons, so why don't you just use the recalled hamburger meat."

This could be a whole new look for you, Harold!

'It doesn't say anything....They're having a barbecue!'

"Gavin is a bit conflicted when it comes to barbecuing."

'It was embarrassing. I always swore I'd die of her cooking.'

'It's called sustainable living. He can survive for days out here.'