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"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

Ode to a Grill

'Good timing, Pal, good timing.'

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

"This chicken wasn't cooked - it committed suttee!"

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

'Has anybody seen the flyswatter?'

"We get all our meat from a man dressed like a butcher."

'Daddy, what did you do on Armed Services Day?'

"He's 'getting the grill ready for summer,' which means he's washing out the beer cooler."

'New Barbeque.'

*=Hotdog

'Propane ran out.'

'Check out the rack on this hot babe.'

"Don't be intimidated. He doesn't even have a balcony."

'Just bring a few hundred sausages, plenty of wine and of course your barbeque.'

Barbecue Fetch

'Oh, hi!... yes, we have another emergency... make it the usual, and you know the address!'

'Barry, I think I know where you left the champagne bottle.'

Griller highlights never gets old

"Honestly, all three of them were mistakes."

"Don't look so worried, son...despite what your mother thinks I can grill burgers perfectly fine."

'I told you that chicken wasn't cooked!'

"My client alleges attempted hit, run and bbq."

"The moment we met, I knew he was the man I'd settle for."