Backwoods Guardian T-Shirts

Revenuers will be shot.

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"Smokey The Tree"

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

Monkey-artist

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

Solar Frankenstein

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

Scarecrows guarding a field

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

"It's trickle down."

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

Bottled water straight from the Potomac, Congo and Ganges. Bottled waters that never had much market share.

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

'That's right - a restraining order. You should know mother bears are very protective of their young.'

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

Beware of the Lawn

'This year, we can remove the words Glacier, Permafrost, Iceberg ...'

"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine."

Rain Forest

Earth Day Summit.

'You forgot the product label.'

Squirrels rescuing acorns from tree about to be cut down.

'Hang on, we'd better leave this one alone: It's a protected species...'

Men chopping down trees. Underground, tree roots hold hands for support.

Preserve these Wetlands.

Deforestation in Romania

Ancient Forest Family Tree