Backwoods Guardian T-Shirts

Revenuers will be shot.

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

"Smokey The Tree"

Monkey-artist

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

Solar Frankenstein

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"It's trickle down."

Scarecrows guarding a field

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

Bottled water straight from the Potomac, Congo and Ganges. Bottled waters that never had much market share.

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

'That's right - a restraining order. You should know mother bears are very protective of their young.'

'This year, we can remove the words Glacier, Permafrost, Iceberg ...'

"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine."

Beware of the Lawn

Rain Forest

Earth Day Summit.

'You forgot the product label.'

Squirrels rescuing acorns from tree about to be cut down.

'Hang on, we'd better leave this one alone: It's a protected species...'

Men chopping down trees. Underground, tree roots hold hands for support.

The splendor of fall at the corporate national park.

The last bird in the last wood...