Backstroke Aficionado Pillows

The Final Backstroke

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

'Oh, this will be good! He just putted into a sand trap...our litter box.'

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

Harmon Silas, calculating the thousand words his picture is worth, wonders what do do with contractions.

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

"The back flip was a nice touch."

"They heard about the 'Party Hearty' legislation."

"Sorry Darling, I can't reach your itchy spot..."

'Any awards or honors other than bowling trophies?'

Jimmy Anderson

Artist painting a dancer.

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

Joe Hundredaire

"I used to own a riding school, but business started falling off..."

Extreme Bowling.

"He hasn't the heart to discharge her. She's been with him for years."

"Football and hunting - what more could you ask for?"

"This is dad's 'trophy room', not 'trophIES' room."

'Looks like the blighter's given me the slip again.'

Back scratcher

Cricket.

"Throw it before it's too late."

"Underarm! Underarm!"

'It's the Titanic, afterwards.'

'yes, they are strange beings. We can only hope that their intentions are... Lebowski! Put that thing away!'

Claude Monet

'I told you not to hire an ex-jockey.'

Another Famous 'First Meeting:' Monet and Manet.

'Wood is expensive and art does not pay'

"....and I said, 'as a matter of fact, I DO have a bowling ball in my bag'."

"It's a setback, but we'll bounce back."

'Let me put your cholesterol levels in terms you'll understand. If they were your bowling scores, you'r be making a fortune on the pro tour.'

"Move to strike, your honor."