Backstroke Aficionado Prints

The Final Backstroke

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

'Oh, this will be good! He just putted into a sand trap...our litter box.'

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

Harmon Silas, calculating the thousand words his picture is worth, wonders what do do with contractions.

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

"The back flip was a nice touch."

"They heard about the 'Party Hearty' legislation."

"Sorry Darling, I can't reach your itchy spot..."

'Any awards or honors other than bowling trophies?'

Artist painting a dancer.

Joe Hundredaire

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

"I used to own a riding school, but business started falling off..."

Extreme Bowling.

"Football and hunting - what more could you ask for?"

"He hasn't the heart to discharge her. She's been with him for years."

"Throw it before it's too late."

'Looks like the blighter's given me the slip again.'

Back scratcher

"This is dad's 'trophy room', not 'trophIES' room."

Cricket.

"Underarm! Underarm!"

'It's the Titanic, afterwards.'

"....and I said, 'as a matter of fact, I DO have a bowling ball in my bag'."

'I told you not to hire an ex-jockey.'

'yes, they are strange beings. We can only hope that their intentions are... Lebowski! Put that thing away!'

Another Famous 'First Meeting:' Monet and Manet.

Claude Monet

'Wood is expensive and art does not pay'

"It's a setback, but we'll bounce back."

'Let me put your cholesterol levels in terms you'll understand. If they were your bowling scores, you'r be making a fortune on the pro tour.'

"Move to strike, your honor."

"For God's sake, it's only a game!"