Backpack Philosopher Pillows

"Personally, this child would love to be 'left behind.'"

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

Mr Metrosexual.

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

Winter Weather.

"Wow - Heavy, man"

"Do you think the birds like me?"

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

"Turtling: When a child's backpack exceeds his weight"

Future Tents

"I'm going to patronize India for my gap year, where are you going?"

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

"Tracks of black bear cub... Tracks of black bear mother... Tracks of Henry David Thoreau."

'I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour.'

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!!"

Colin didn't really need a pocket-calculator...he already knew how many pockets he had!

The Farmer Sutra.

'By George, this one I think I'm going to like!'

Fred began to understand why this kit house was so cheap.

"I love the way it blurs the boundary between inside and out."

"I swear, we spend more time decided which squirrel to bark at than we do actually barking at it."

'I became a bit claustrophobic living in a warren all the time: I prefer camping out now...'

'They say that these are also handy for carrying a sleeping bag, pad, tent, foul weather gear, extra clothes, trail mix...'

'A little madness in the Spring is wholesome even for the King' -Emily Dickinson.

"Forget about eating homework, I need you to carry my backpack!"

No crawling sign in the desert.

Caution - Poet at work

"Oh, I see - so it's wrong to cut down the Amazon Rainforest, but okay for me to weed, prune and mow our own garden?"

'This backpack thing is getting completely out of hand.'

"By the way, some of us have begun to feel that 'Because it's there' is not reason enough."

'And just exactly what would make you a happy camper?'

"Shoot. I'm gonna be late to class again."