Backbone Warrior Mugs

"I'm fed up with Notre Dame - I've decided to go straight."

"My goodness, your back is really knotted up this morning, isn't it?"

Biceps, muscles and brawn

Bench Press Accident

Lumbar support animal

PROBLEM AREAS

'Daniel! How many times have I told you not to bury that in the back yard! I'm going to be late for work!'

"Turtling: When a child's backpack exceeds his weight"

Valentine Vaccines

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

Back in a snap (chiropractor).

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."

"Squeeze a monkey! They've only gone and taken all the blanket again!"

Dropping Bombs and Hearts

"Well, the first thing we're going to do is loosen those suspenders!"

"He may be Sven the Slayer to you, but to me he's still Mr Cuddly Bun!"

"Yeah, it's work-related, Doc...I bent over backwards trying to please my boss!"

Workaholics Anonymous

His side of the bed, her side of the bed, and the demilitarized zone.

"Too hard?"

Woman weighing herself sitting on a chair.

Chiropractic concerns

'Ken's back was bent at a rakish angle'

"Ah - the hunter-gatherer."

"Shoot. I'm gonna be late to class again."

'Exactly which school of acupuncture are you from?'

"I have a low-cost project you can which you can involve yourself with."

'I've found this great app. It locates heavier people I can stand next to, making me appear thinner.'

'Oh, thank god, a hot tub... My back is literally killing me.'

'I'm not sure we should get rid of your cellulite -- it may be all that's holding you together.'

"The long winter has gotten you out of shape, dad. Your back locked up. If it was your computer, I could help you."

This had the potential to get really nasty...